Put a vote on it

Four! More! Years!

If Obama isn’t re-elected, I’ll be all…

Eat all the things?

Unbeknownst to me… I’ve been over eating for, like, a month.  I’ve conferred with a scale and that whore appliance gave it to me straight. After maintaining the same skinny-fat weight all spring… Continue reading

Disco Disco Disco Pawty

About my obsession with this shirt from the movie STRIPES.  Pre-Anderson Murray is the new Zissou. WATCH NOW: v v v v Full trailer over here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Stamps (They don’t love you like I love you)

Louis CK & why I hibernate through hangovers

Absolutely perfect.

DON’T TAKE IT FROM ME NOW, MAN!

Remember the episode of Roseanne when JACKIE was ADDICTED to the internet?  NOW YOU DO.

How to look like a total dick at the beach: Vol. 1

THE FACE-KINI So while some Chinese innovators developed noodle chopping robots (which are clearly designed to CHOP WESTERNERS) the inventor of the Face-kini has found another way to make Chinese folks live FOREVER. Just kidding.… Continue reading

ADORABLE Air Canada anniversary ad is a reminder of why flight attending could/not be my calling.

Because the OUTFITS!  If it weren’t for vomit, terrorists, babies, entitled white people, teenagers, people in general, plus the ever-hovering chance of death, I would be a flight attendant by now.

You’ve gotta be off your tits to cheat on Anderson Cooper

Or off your mits, I guess.  Women would sell their babies for a hetero night with old Coop (not this woman, but you know… women) and his boyfriend opts to suck face in… Continue reading